A little light relief in your thinking this week. I’m afraid I don’t know where I got this, so apologies to the inventor.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Martin Luther King Jr: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross the roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.
Voltaire: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Albert Einstein: Did the chicken cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Dr Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I’ve not been told!
Ernest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain. Alone.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?