A Writer’s Christmas List

Here’s a chuckle for all writers – thanks Lissy!

Words, Words, Words

Dear Santa,

I haven’t necessarily been a good person this year, but I promise, if you’ll just send me these things ( a writer care package, if you will) I will be much better. Come on, cut me some slack. I am a writer, after all.

  • An editor
  • A cover artist (or an unlimited supply of customizable covers. Up to you.)
  • Alcohol
  • Better plots
  • Better characters
  • Better writing skills
  • More pens
  • Lots of paper
  • Lots of white out
  • More pens
  • Coffee
  • More pens
  • Pretty notebooks
  • More pens
  • Pretty things to put on my desk
  • A desk to put my pretty things on
  • $5,000,000 tax-free book deal
  • Fame and fortune
  • No writer’s block this year

Thank you, Santa. You’re a bro.

Sincerely,

A Writer

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About Ann Marie Thomas

Married since 1974, Christian since 1986, 4 children, 4 grand children, disabled with fibromyalgia but was working almost full time until a stroke in May 2010 changed my life completely. Writing poetry and making up stories since I was a child, I only started to write seriously when my children were grown. My main ambition is to write science fiction, but along the way I got distracted by local history and poetry about my stroke. Taking early retirement gave me the chance to concentrate on my writing. My book, Alina, The White Lady of Oystermouth, was published in print and ebook at Easter 2012. The success of Alina led to the publication of Broken Reed: The Lords of Gower and King John in September 2013, and The Magna Carta Story at Easter 2015. I am still writing science fiction - a series of novels called Flight of the Kestrel. For all my author news, see me author blog at www.annmariethomas.me.uk
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